We’ve apparently decided to never speak of this incident again.
If you don’t hear from me for awhile, please check the Stepford Asylum for Wayward Wives and make sure they are coloring my hair and shaving my legs during my treatment.
Stepford Asylum for Wayward Wives
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You've got to be my favorite wayward wife! Love it!
I love the Urban Dictionary as well. I wish I had been clever enough to write it. My new fave since the discovery of Asshat (thanks, Dana) is "hiking in Appalachia" - the example they give is "Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia." Seriously, I just snorted Diet Coke in my nose. K
I am now laughing so hard I am crying reading over some urban dictionary definitions lol. My favorite so far is Caps Lock Voice. The example is what makes me laugh so much..."Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in check." Maybe it's just me....but think it's hilarious.
Ah Jayne, where all good things come from - the internet :-). www.urbandictionary.com It 'tis how I keep up with what my preadolescent is talking to his friends about.
"Asshat," hmmm... I like that. Where do I get one of these Urban Dictionaries? And there is good reason that it has been said, "The pen is mightier than the sword."
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