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Khloe’s Father Is Kris Jenner’s Hairdresser
Because there’s simply not enough unverified information circulating about the Kardashian family on the interwebs, let’s throw one more zinger into the mix: apparently, Kris Jenner cheated on her first husband with her hairdresser and gave birth to a girl—named Khloe. Dun dun dun! No wonder her hair always looks so great. (Via Fox News)
Angie Snubs George Clooney’s Girlfriend on a Private Jet
According to Us Weekly, when George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler shared a private jet with Brad and Angie, Angie completely ignored Keibler, refusing to even look her way—sick burn! A close source said they aren’t surprised because “Angie is really not a girlie girl.” Because we all know that if you’re not a girlie girl, you don’t need to have any manners. (Via Us Weekly)
Demi Checks into Rehab, Drops Out of Lovelace as Gloria Steinem
It pains us to hear that Demi has checked into rehab for exhaustion, but it doesn’t stop there—she will no longer be able to play Gloria Steinem in the much-anticipated porn biopic about porn star Linda Lovelace. Get well soon, Demi. You don’t need a movie role to be a feminist hero in our eyes. (Via Us Weekly)
Miley Licked a Penis Cake
Happy birthday, Liam! Your classy girlfriend, Miley Cyrus, bought you a cake with a frosted penis on it. She also made sure to have pictures taken of her licking the edible genitalia for you to relish later. She’s so coy, that one. (Via TMZ)
Brandi Glanville Hooked Up with Gerard Butler
“Real Housewife” Brandi Glanville is quickly working her way up the “trashy celebs that we just can’t get enough of” food chain thanks in part to her steamy confession that she and überhunk Gerard Butler “had a little week of fun.” What’s more, on a scale from one to ten, she rated him an eleven. Oh Brandi, you make hump day so much more enjoyable. (Via E! Online)
Seal Doesn’t Plan on Taking off His Wedding Ring Anytime Soon
In an interview with Ellen, Seal told the world that although his marriage to Heidi Klum is kaput, he will still wear his wedding ring to remind him of his wonderful marriage of eight years to the most amazing woman. We all thought our mourning for this divorce was over, but then Seal has to go say something like this and break our hearts a little more. Bring on the tissues, Oreos, and red wine. (Via NY Post)
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