Zahia Dehar Lingerie: For the Teen Prostitute in You!

“See? I’m wrapped up just like a present! I’m a gift with a bow on it! You can open me just like…oh, fuck it."

For especially fancy parties, one is advised to dress up one’s lingerie with French cuffs and a dickie.

There’s a really good box joke in here somewhere, but we feel too dirty to make it.

“I’m in costume for my next movie, White Swan, Black Men.”

“Just in case you didn’t know where my cooter was, I put a doily on it.”

Nothing says “sexy” like pooping fabric.

The poor girl tried to tie a ribbon in her hair and this is how she ended up. Sigh…models.

Butt ruffles: wrong on bridesmaid dresses, wrong on panties.

Zahia Dehar is really into butts.

Homage to The Birds? Built-in cushy surface for boning? You make the call.

“We got lost in the woods and all our clothes fell off. This isn’t poison ivy, right?”