In case you’ve been wishing for more stuff to glue to your vagina, Cindy Barshop from The Real Housewives of New York City has got you covered. Or wants to have you covered, that is, in tufts of fox fur and brightly colored feathers. The former real housewife, who runs a waxing salon called Completely Bare in New York, has unveiled a line of luxury merkins that are reminiscent of both Dr. Seuss’s Truffula trees from The Lorax and the psychedelic manes of troll dolls—and they can be affixed to your vulva for just $195–$225. What a deal! Never before has it been so easy to offend foxes, dolls, PETA, and your vagina all at once.
