I need a new work out regimen. Now, by new work out regimen, I mean that I need one period. Do not bother to be under the false misconception that I have already set one up. I most definitely haven’t.
I generally walk for exercise. However, I need to start doing implementing more. And as convincing as the droning lady on the Turbo Jam commercial is, I’m open to the opinions of people that are not speaking on a 2 in the a.m. infomercial. Even though I will admit that all of the ladies gracing the early morning show do have amazing abs.
But … well, I like opinions from people who weren’t found on casting calls and try to talk smack about the skinny jeans lingering in my closet. The lovely jeans in my closet with tags hanging from them because they are waiting for me to fit into them; well, they aren’t the Turbo Jam ladies business.
I need opinions from real people that use real work out regiments that work for them. Whether it be dancing, the thirty-day shred, are you taking certain work out classes? kickboxing?
Are you going out and fighting bums?
What’s working for you?
Because seriously, girlfriend over here almost has a third ass cheek. (Not even sure why I called myself girlfriend just now, but roll with it.) Anyway, nobody, including me (girlfriend), likes a girl with a third ass cheek.
I can only imagine how awkward purchasing jeans in which I could ensconce a third butt cheek would be. Would I walk into the store and ask them where the section is for people with three cheeks? Would I have to sew on a special pouch to hold my third cheek?
So many mysteries surround the third cheek. However, one thing I do know about it is that mooning people might become more interesting if you were the owner of a third cheek. I’m just guessing. I, of course, cannot be certain.
So what is working for you as far as workouts go? I’m all ears/eyes.
