So you’ve broken up with your man friend and you regret the decision. Whether the breakup was the result of legitimate relationship issues or less legitimate issues like PMS, general moodiness, boredom, depression, bad hair, panic, emotional instability, or a combination of all of these things, use my simple five-step strategy to get this man back into your arms.*
*This strategy is in no way proven to work and may in fact result in further loss of pride, dignity, sobriety, driver’s license, hair, clothes, and aforementioned ex-boyfriend.
Step 1: Set the stage for a sexy reunion.
There are several ways to set up a sexy reunion . . . as long as it appears completely unplanned and non-desperate. For example, you could attend a party of a mutual friend together (“Oh, hey, are you going to that party thing this weekend? Oh, wow, so am I! Maybe we could ride together? Just as friends of course, because of our breakup and stuff.”)
NOTE: Under no uncertain terms are you to bring up the break-up or the fact that it was initiated and/or caused by some of your crazy. This applies to such statements as, “It’s great that we’ve put the breakup behind us, isn’t it?” and “I’m glad neither one of us has brought up the breakup tonight. I don’t want to talk about it . . . do you?” Questions like these will not help you get your man back.
NOTE #2: Do not to bring a gift or card to the party that takes the liberty of being signed by the both of you. That is both non-casual and desperate and will not help you get your man back.
If you can’t scrape together a party for a mutual friend (and you’ve tried blackmailing or bribing one of your mutual friends into throwing themselves a party), you can play the common interest card. Common interests include sports, music, movies, or anything involving a crowd and alcohol. (“Oh, hey, did you see that the Dragon Earthquakes are coming to town? No one can go with me and I have an extra ticket. Would you want to go? Just as friends of course, because of our break-up and stuff.”)
